Ways to be strangled by your handbag and other weird fall fashion trends

Although I don’t really care for trends, I do need to do my research at the start of each new season, as fashion does repeat itself. OMG! Seriously? It’s not a myth? OMG! Tell the world! Read More


Fruit & veggie love

Jen insists that we buy organic vegetables
And I must admit that I was a little skeptical at first
A little pesticide can’t hurt
Never having too much money, I get the cheap stuff at the supermarket
But they’re all pumped up with the shit
A friend told me that they stick nicotine in the apples

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